Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Single Serving Size

One round of a video game
Three sheets of paper cutouts
Gluing of cutouts to shoebox
A bunch of YouTube videos
Four quarters of Nerf basketball
Seven helpings of Nerf volleyball
A pinch of child butt
Followed by a jab of dad gut
Ten minutes in the shower
Clipping of the nails
A healthy dose of lotion
Brushing of the choppers
Dressing for the evening
Two songs downloading
Syncing of songs
Lay down in bed

The ingredients for The Smooth and Easy Sleep Routine. 
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